A Box of Stuff to Reduce Screen Time
Remember when you had an alarm clock? Wrote things down? Actually planned your day? Here are all those analog tools in one box, because apparently we need help remembering how to live.
Shipping February. No, you don't pay now. Yes, we'll email you.
We're all tired of doomscrolling
So here's a kit of analog stuff to help you remember what life was like before pocket computers.
What's Actually In Here
9 things that used to be normal before everything became an app
Alarm Clock
Remember these? Wake up without immediately checking Instagram. Revolutionary concept.
Notebook
For writing things down. With your hand. On paper. Like people did for thousands of years.
Pen
A good one that actually works when you need it. No charging required.
Pocket Calendar
Plan your time without Google knowing about it. Privacy is apparently retro now.
Focus Earbuds
Block out distractions. Sometimes the old ways work just fine.
T-Shirt
Wear your analog pride. Or don't. We're not your boss.
+ 3 More Things
Because we spent time figuring out what actually works so you don't have to.
Why People Actually Buy This
"I Keep Meaning To..."
You've been "meaning to" buy an alarm clock for 6 months. This solves that, plus 8 other things you didn't know you needed.
"Commitment Device"
Spending money makes your screen time goals feel real. It's psychology, and it works.
"Gift for Someone"
Perfect for that friend who's always complaining about their phone addiction but won't do anything about it.
Questions People Ask
Is this actually worth $89?
You're paying for quality analog tools and free shipping.
Why don't I just buy this stuff myself?
Why haven't you done this already? We're not sure either. But we're doing it now.
Do I need a dumb phone for this?
Nope! This works whether you're keeping your smartphone, switching to a dumb phone, or anywhere in between. It's about having analog alternatives, not phone extremism.
When does it ship?
October 2025. It's a preorder because we're a small operation and need to order everything in bulk. You don't pay until we ship.
Is this a subscription?
No. This is one kit. You get it, you use it, your analog setup is complete. We're not trying to send you useless items every month.
Ready to Use Your Phone Less?
You've read this far, which means you're either really bored or actually considering doing something about your screen time.
Or keep scrolling. Your phone will still be there either way.